Smells like...

I was just reading in the newspaper that you can actually buy a White Castle-scented candle. Seriously. The proceeds do go to charity but coming from someone who burns candles on almost a daily basis and usually opts for more subtle fragrances like vanilla, I am trying to imagine my husband coming home to a house smelling like greasy burgers and fries and nothing on the stove. I'm not sure that would be any more appealing than a candle that smells like my dogs when they have gone too long without a bath or a good teeth brushing.